Inner Peace

My sister-in-law emailed this to me. Very worthy of sharing!


Want some inner peace?

 I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to
see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off 23 Bud Lights, a bottle of Absolute,
a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the
rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have
no idea how freaking good I feel!


Can I get an amen? I never met a package of Oreos that didn't need finishing!!!!